He's Alive! He's Alive!
Ed's Response... Laugh everybody!
Sorry it took so long to get back to you, but I wanted several people to properly analyze your letter to see if they all drew the same conclusion.
Not to my surprise, they did. They all believe the product worked as described, but you would never be the kind of person to admit it.
Of course I agree with them. Given that, enjoy Texas. Tell your boyfriend I said hi.
P.S. I am sending more water for the horses....